
Be Naughty...Save Santa The Trip!
$12.00
Candycanes & Bad Behaviour.
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Before You Lose Your Sh!t, Remember There's No Wine In Prison
$12.00
Rosé & Keeping It Together
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Blow Me
$12.00
Wood and I'm over it!
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Canadian As Puck
$12.00
Icicles & Pond Shinny
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

F*ck Cancer
$12.00
Citrus & Kicking Cancer's Butt
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Fish Naked...Show Off Your Pole
$12.00
Deep Waters & Keeping It Reel
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Fucking Meeting...Could Have Been An Email
$12.00
Vanilla & Video Calls
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Good Moms Say Bad Words
$12.00
Cranberries + Cursing
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Happy F*cking Birthday
$12.00
Birthday Cake & Wow You're Old
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Happy Wedding...Forever Is A Long Time!
$12.00
Hydrangea & Crossed Fingers
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

I Am One Hot Flash Away From Needing A Lawyer
$12.00
Merlot.
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

I Don't Have the Energy To Pretend To Like People Today
$11.00
Nag Champa.
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

I Love The Sound People Make When They Stop Talking
$12.00
Sour Lemon & Shut The F*ck Up
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

I Seized the Wrong F*cking Day!
$12.00
Amber & Are You Kidding Me?
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

I'll Be There To Pick You Up When You Fall...After I Stop Laughing
$12.00
Blueberries & Booboos
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

If Sh*t is About to Go Down... Light Me!
$12.00
Eucalyptus & Relief
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Jingle All The Way...Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler
$12.00
Mistletoe & Mischief
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Laugh Until You Fart Then Light Me!
$12.00
Lavender & Laughter
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Life Is Great When You Don't Give A F*ck
$12.00
Sunflower & Sorry...Not Sorry
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Mom Is Temporarily Out of Service
$12.00
White Tea & Ask Dad
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

My Favourite Student Gave Me This Candle
$12.00
Apples + Straight A's
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Never Take My Advice You'll End Up Drunk
$12.00
Coconut, Pineapple and Mango. Pina Colada.
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

No Thanks...I Have Plans With My Dog
$12.00
Sweetgrass + Snuggles
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages

Retirement...Thank F*ck That's Over!
$12.00
Fresh Air & Freedom
35+ BURN TIME
Special features of this candle:
Hand poured and all-natural soy candles.
4oz Jar - Burn time 35+ HRS
Cruelty-free, all natural, non-GMO, vegan, kosher, irritant-free and proudly Canadian made.
For more information and FAQ's, please read our FAQ's and Burning Tips Pages